Daily Facepalm 3.8.2012 – ST Cubs Not Entirely Depressing 208 Comments
Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win!
The Cubs brought their spring training record up to the .500 level with a win against the vaunted Kansas City Royals. Shut up, someone could vaunt about ...
Daily Facepalm 2.27.2012 | Still No Games 139 Comments
Bunting Brackets Busted
Tony Campana was beaten by Steve Clevenger. Not in a brutal nanosophobic assault, but in a bunting contest. You could easily take this news with dismay ...
Daily Facepalm 2.21.2012 Start Losing Already 120 Comments
What's Going On?
Take a look at the headlines at cubs.com. Truly scintillating.
Trey McNutt is willing to not pitch. Outstanding. Jeff Samardzija is ready to be a meaningful part ...
Daily Facepalm 2.20.2012 – They’re back. 143 Comments
Player Recently in the Best Shape of His Life: Carlos Marmol
Carlos Marmol dropped 515 pounds in the offseason. He dropped 15 of his own pounds and he dropped the 500-lb gorilla in ...
Daily Facepalm 2.14.2012 73 Comments
Cubs May or May Not Have Added a Cuban
We're still on Jorge Soler watch, which I suspect will result in a brand new member of the "Putting Cub in Cuban" club. All the ...
Daily Facepalm 2.9.2012. – Cubs: The Musical 99 Comments
WGN Radio Wants YOU
WGN is having a song-writing contest to find their next rah-rah Cubs tune to play before, after, and during Cubs games and on a nonstop loop inside Judd Sirott's ...
Daily Facepalm 2-8-2012: Numerology 129 Comments
Campana's Number 1!
With Fukudome now saving face in free agency, Tony Campana has claimed the number 1 spot in the jersey lottery. Still think he should be wearing 5/8, but whatevs. ...
DFP 2.7.2012 105 Comments
DeStubbled
I hope you're happy, beat writers. I hope you find some sick pleasure in running another Cubs legend out of town by crucifying him with broken prose. Maybe you live ...
Daily Facepalm: II.VI.MMXII 148 Comments
Rammy Gave All He Had Maybe
Mike Quade had his fishing interrupted by Daryl Van Schouen of the Sun Times, so naturally he was in a less than fantastic mood. It appears the dearth of ...
Daily Facepalm Returns with a Fiery Vengeance 106 Comments
Cubs and Matt Garza Agree to Terms
It's no longterm contract extension, but the Cubs are tweeting that they've agreed to terms for 2012 with Matt Garza, thereby sticking it ...
Daily Facepalm 1-31-12: Um . . . 88 Comments
UPDATE: Yankees Hire Jim Hendry
According to Bruce Levine, the New York Yankees have hired Jim Hendry as special assistant to Brian Cashman. Good news, Yankees. there will always be ...
DFP 1-12-30: He Saw It All 145 Comments
In Peace
Henry Widegren was the rarest of Cubs fans. A lot of people can say they’re the biggest fan or the craziest fan or the fan least likely to succeed (I’m not sure ...
DFP: The Friday Five, 1-27-12 162 Comments
Top Ten Signs the Cubs Might Contend This Year
The Cubs aren’t that good. They were bad last year, and they haven’t taken any dramatic steps forward this offseason. ...
DFP: Brett’s Number 5 No Comments
Cinco City
Brett Jackson is the number 5 OF prospect in all of baseball, according to MLB.com's rankings. MLB.com also ranked two guys in the Cubs system, newly acquired Anthony ...
Daily Facepalm No Comments
New Feature
Since the proliferation of blogworthy Cubs news and content seemingly never ceases to exceed the capacity of this blog and threatens to overwhelm the bandwidth of even ...
The Twelve Days of Cubsmas 36 Comments
On the first day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . .
A non-tendered thumbless Koyie.
On the second day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . .
Two who are those guys, and a non-tendered ...
The Cubs SuperFriends Are Obviously Morans 81 Comments
Any moron would know that the best way to improve the Cubs is to sign Prince Fielder. (Any moron would have known that Albert Pujols was an even more obvious choice.)
Any moron can ...
How I learned to stop worrying and love the big contract 114 Comments
Alfonso Soriano‘s contract was an idiotic move that sank the Cubs into an economic impasse. I’d like to congratulate myself officially for expressing that sentiment for ...
Dale Sveum Press Conference – watch live 280 Comments
The Cubs are set to officially officially announce the Dale Sveum hiring at a press conference right now. You can watch live courtesy of CSN.
Daily Facepalm 2.24.2012 41 Comments